Flaunt away... I'll just enjoy the show!
I'm a bit of a penis flaunter myself.
Psy, don't make me bitch slap you!
Hey man, how's it going? Dude? You're one of the guys, my penis-toting friend!
Your profile picture remind me of one of the images I once posted.
It's like cocaine, only better.
Aw, now I want an eskimo... but my building doesn't allow pets...
No, those are eskimoes! I had one of those once. His name was Brian. :D
Dead people? I think I do... Wait, are they the small fluffy white things with red eyes; floppy ears and sharp pointy teeth?
Occasionally, though I don't think they see me!