Dignified Pauper
has become well known in these parts!
Score: 0 out of 2

of what, my sig, or my personal face pic?

Cool picture

http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showt...25#post1241225


Vote for Rei>ALL! Doesn’t matter if you know who she is or not JUST DO IT!

We must defeat Primus Inter Pares!

Your cooperation is appreciated

Hello. *gives usernote*

11:14 AM EST - Ohio

Wapakoneta, Ohio.

In the early hours of the morning, a one James Park (pseudonym for the author of this article) woke at an incredibly 9:00 AM after returning home at 3:00AM from a night at the gay bar in a nearby town. Last night's festivities ran from 10:27PM, when he left his home, to 3:00AM when he returned. The local entertainment was a drag fest of queens and more queens in which all were monstrously tall, wearing heels to add to their monstrousness, and some made better women than most women he knows. At one instance of the night, when watching "Jolee", James stated that, "Holy ! She looks just like my friend Sheri in the face! Only a foot taller!" It was an exclamation made through-out the night, and then later to the queen who said "Darlin' you're friend Sheri must be damned hot because I am the shizzle!". This coming from a pale white pasty queen, who was skinny enough to look like she had boobs in an A-cup size, danced around in a thong and bra after taking off a seductive zebra-striped bath robe.

More News at some other point in time.

I'm Marick for Channel 0 EoFF News.

You stay classy Eyes on Eff Eff.

Wheres the news?

Some humor...

OBVIOUSLY NOT TOO GOOD, since we're all here.

How's promoting Chatroom Awareness going?

Abra Kadabra?