Larahl
is holding an ORB
Sofa so Good

Damn, if I meet a cow in an alley at night, it's the cow or me. A fight I would lose and I'd be dead.

I'm glad you're having freedom and fun, 2 of the 3 important F's (the third is smurf). Go home with lots of stories and no gifts. Tell them your stories are your gifts. People love that. I'd never steer you wrong. So, where exactly do you stay? Hotels? Or are you flying around on a magic carpet? Fingers crossed for the latter.

Five days late! Hopefully you aren't across Europe and tied up in an adventure, or a crazy's person barn by now. When I get access to the Internet is a little sporadic these days. I'm glad it went smoothly with your friends. But did it go smoothly with me? You drop such a drama bomb and just expect me to accept it?!

Are cows so revered there? I'm the least cultured person you'll ever meet. I exist in my bubble. I thought Columbia was an island until I was, like, twenty-five. I could never do what you're doing. Takes a certain amount of guts to trek foreign lands for half a year. Because... you're from Israel, right? That's what I remember, at least.

Welcome to the cult of homosexuals. Were you always? Did I just forget this about you? I have a terrible memory. How did that coming out come along? Smoothly, I hope. You don't have to answer if it's a... thing. I know it can be a thing.

I live in Key Largo now, a little island off of Florida that specializes in bicycle enthusiasts and truck drivers fighting each other. Which side of the gang war am I on?! I'll never tell.

Your life sounds much more exciting than mine. I bet you're getting lots of experiences, memories, culture, all that trout you can rub in other people's faces for the rest of your life. You get it, man, get it.

Oh, hey you, Lara H.L. Croft! Been ages. Not much is sup. I moved, have a job, still dating someone, I take poops sometimes. I am but a normal person navigating the 20's. What's going on with you? You getting smurfed by life or smurfing life? Huge difference!

dude what's up? remember me?

Happy birthday also gtfo with your birthday.

First you steal my birthday now you trying to spread lies and slander. Oh hell to the no.

Good luck with that. I shave my pits. /smug

No one is supposed to know about my love for furries.

How did you find out my name? Have you been reading m Facebook?!