ScottNUMBERS
took the door
pinchpinchpinchpinchpinch

Better than this misconception, ScoNUtt.

Opposite day is tomorrow.

I considered giving Scott a bell but then I remembered that I hate him.

I tried calling Scotts NUMBERS on the telephone. I got a pizza place. Care to explain?

Drunk on me.

You could probably buy yourself a decent one which once allegedly belonged to Rolf Harris off of ebay!

Or I could get a new anus. :rolleyes2

There are drugs that could help, though.

oh dear.
how unpleasent that must be.

I can't feel my anus.