ScottNUMBERS
took the door
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The man next door is Scott and I never realised it until now but he isn't you.

Hello little girl

i prefer watching midgets run around making farmyard noises

I don't watch them because they bore me I prefer watching football and Takeshi's Castle
What am I doing posting here? I don't know

I like to watch teh nas-gym-tics on TV. They twirl and hop and generally look cool.

Who wants to watch gymnastics, anyway?

you tried to lift up Mr. Blobby?
he is exactly 300 times the average mans weight

That's like that time I tried to lift up somebody 300 times my weight.

But dangit if she doesn't get 10 out of 10 for effort.

Resha still hasn't destroyed the world...