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Married couples should share good things such as penis.

UNLESS YOU WANT A DIVORCE!

BTW, I don't think things will worked out with this penis of mine. You wanna have it?

PS: Ejaculatory fluid included.

I like how my penis has eyes and mouth. Are those white stuff on my penis' mouth teeth or I just ejaculated?

So your eyes are feasting on my 3 PENIS?

Did I take a selfie of myself naked before the whole accident?

I wanna see it.

Yes, I lost two legs, four pairs of wings, six tails and a pigtail.

I don't remember getting married either!

Does that mean we are married again?

You are right!! That's my real face!!

We are both blue, isn't that sweet?

Your Queen?