Faris
ain't no garden-variety octopus
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Recognized Member

OOOOOHHH!

*HONKS

I don't sound like a goose anymore! ^______________________^

That still doesn't stop them from opening their beak and closing it hard on my skin! My poor skin

Birds biting you wouldn't hurt; They have no teeth.

Mwhahahahahahaha...........

They do have me! They make me do all their house work, and I never get to go outside. I live in the windowless attic, and my best friends are mice and birds, but they pick on me! The mice steal my food and the birds bite me.

Too many usernotes have you, Faris!

You have too many User Notes, Faris. >_>

Sandpaper doesn't take it up the pooper.