Faris
ain't no garden-variety octopus
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I DO MAKE MY OWN SANDWICHES

I just meant it would be better if you were here to keep her company while I'm off doing extra work since she pretty much has to stay home now

I bet she would recover faster if you were here

Also Sarah fell down half a flight of stairs at work and now she has a broken collarbone

You can talk all you want once you're here

Until then, stare at this until you have enough money:

Well we have more than bacon

JUST SHUT UP AND MOVE IN WITH US

Well here you can have all the bacon you want

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We have lots of bacon and cats. You cannot refuse.

WE WILL HAVE ALL SORTS OF ADVENTURES AND WHATNOT

THEY ARE ALL LIARS AND I WILL NOT BELIEVE THEM OR THEIR SECOND-HAND ACCOUNTS OF FARISNESS

You need to be heeeeere

Granted, those things are all awesome. BUT YOU BEING HERE WOULD BE THE MOST AWESOME