Faris
ain't no garden-variety octopus
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Recognized Member

Faris for team MVP! That long range pass with impeccable aim!

*catch* *touchdown*

I'll rephrase...anything sharp or pointy.

If there's a designated league night, it is considered a league. Which you're kicking ass at!

please never throw things at me.

Don't sell yourself short! If you're in a darts league, that's a sign that you're pretty good. Dare I say, awesome.

Now we know where the good aim comes from!

Hopefully you're armed with more than three darts if that's the case.

Of course. You're gonna have to factor in the lack of sobriety though.

Smiting the guilty with your +2 Darts of Justice, huh?

Better than hitting an innocent bystander at least.