Faris
ain't no garden-variety octopus
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First you take a hot dog
roll it in some jack cheese
stuff it in a pizza
you got Cheesy Blasters

To where?! What did I do?!

I'm not geologist, but the consequences of that could be pretty dire!

Factor in the inevitable shockwaves from structural damage too. Disaster metal was born on this day.

That's gonna be some powerful bass!

The Pacific Northwest! Everywhere else runs the risk of blizzards, tornadoes, crippling depression, wildfires, or hurricanes.

But then it'll get blasted with a hurricane!

Or just move it to another state entirely to avoid having to enter Texas!

Maybe BC...heard it isn't as cold there. Everything about Texas is scary. Although Austin is the live music capital of the world!

Or just anywhere south of the great lakes region. Stay the hell out of Texas though!