The Summoner of Leviathan
is a Level 20 Knight
The King's Shield

*takes this to PMs*

Now for the show kids...

*forces Riku to do a one man puppet show as I PM you*

A bit slow on the uptake, aren'tcha?

Now, Riku will be studying the effects of friction between pelvic extensions *moves Riku into place*, and Bobby will be studying the effects of a pelvic extension being surrounded and compressed.

Ohhh!!! You did not say that to me...now I like it...

I bet you only assigned Riku to be it, for extra kinks, didn't you?

*tells Riku to prepare the examination room*

How can I be your lab partner, AND your lab equipment?

*pokes Riku in the... uhm... YEEEAAAHHH*

*stares disappointedly as he thought you would be labs partner*

*pokes Riku in the rib*

Then get a lab partner to help you! *grabs Riku* Here.

....But I am going to get nervous if it is on the spot like this...

Well then, begin the lab now. You will be graded on your performance.

I will make you experience higher states of mind...

I am gentle with my hands, lips...you name it...

Higher learning, baby...

But, remember: you MUST be gentle with the equippment when conducting a hands-on lab. It's VERY expensive equipment.