The Summoner of Leviathan
is a Level 20 Knight
The King's Shield

Bitch, get out my cupboard. That's reserved for important people like Delta Burke.

LAWL that's only 50 less than my rent a month. Might want to move home and mooch while you knock off some of that debt later on. Or get a rich husband.

April is getting close. Then you have MORE school! Good luck paying off all your loans, chief.

I'm pointless to live with because nobody ever sees me. I hide in my room all the time with the door shut, sneak into the bathroom and kitchen when nobody is around, and sneak out when I have to leave. I'm oddly ninja-like around the apartment.

You BOOZEHOUND Nah, go on with yourself and enjoy some college. When do you finish anyway? And what exactly are you gonna do afterward? Move to Indiana and be my roomie?

I thought you didn't drink or something? Maybe I'm thinking of someone else. I hope you got TOO drunk and have a hangover. I'm a horrible friend that way.

Yeah, that's right, Alec and Seregil. I really did forget them and was too lazy to look it up.

I'm fine. Same old, same old. I don't really change. I have one mood. How are you? Have cancer yet?

Your birthday is 8.20? That's my best friend's birthday!

Did you kill him and steal his identity?

Oh now, don't give me that look. I can't help it! I'm too cheap to buy books at the moment anyway, even though it's probably super cheap. I dunno, I guess I do need something to read.

If I did buy something, there's some others I'm looking at more. Poor Whatshisname and Whatshisname. I have given up on them.

Er, I never did, actually. For some reason, I have little motivation to buy it. Something in me doesn't feel like "going through it". Feel free to yell and possibly throw something.

Nows? Okay, I'll just get some bubble wrap for my mom...Can you wait a day or so?