The Summoner of Leviathan
is a Level 20 Knight
The King's Shield

Cohad and I both agreed not to let gnomes like you in anyway, so don't worry about it.

Only the state, and only if they choose to give that much. Le sigh, people make it so hard to murder them these days. With their "guard dogs", and "security systems", and especially their "laws". It's all a bunch of cardboard-nose crap I tell you.

I AM A FOLLOWER OF LUNARISM! *exalts Tidus and kills children* SEE!

PROOF!

Ahhh, so they tell you where the sellers are from. *gets pitch fork and torches ready*

Were you still a devout follower of Lunarism, I would give you a third nipple and make you normal. NOT THAT YOU ARE ANYMORE. I'm convinced that never happened, actually.

And we should most definitely march to their house and mad2 at them. Nah, the sellers were from like New York and Ohio or something. Though Ohio is right next to me. Coz the US is magic like that.

I only have two nipples...

Ahhh. I see. Then it is still not the postal system's fault it is the seller's fault! WE SHOULD MARCH TO THEIR HOME AND DECLARE WAR!

I would laugh if the person you bought it from was within the same area as you.

Oh, I'm only taking two, you'll still have one left.

Naaahz. It would be Amazon's fault if I bought it from them, butI bought them used from other people, like I normally do. And they sometimes mail them at different times. Some do it right away and some wait like a week for who knows why. The price I pay for not paying the price I would otherwise be paying.

But I want to keep my nipples!

That is odd, you'd figure they would come in at the same time. I would not blame the postal system though, the fault clearly lies with Amazon.

I'm trying to torture your nipples right off your body. I ordered them both at the same time, but the third one hasn't come yet. It probably came today or it will sometime this week. If not, I guess I'll have to take my rusty axe into the post office and make myself a murder scene.

You torture me so much T_T

I think you might win our race of who will finish first. I assume you have the third book, right? *getting the third and second at the same time*

Well, it's an actual song this time around so The video was bad on purpose. And they're going to call you NEVER. I'm halfway through it now. Still not saying a damn thing about it though.

If that version is better than the video's than I believe you, if not I shall continue in fetal position for the time being.

OMFG WHEN WILL THEY CALL TO TELL ME IT IS IN? T_T