LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Oceans move all the time, not that big a deal.

And the oceans?

I expect mountains to be moved, no less.

Yeah but imagine the make up sex.

Then I'd make my 2nd account mad with jealousy and he'd make me sleep on the couch.

But if you were a lawyer you could be just like To Kill a Mockingbird's Atticus Finch

Lawyers take too much work. I'd much rather be a judge so I can slam a hammer and say "QUIET" all day. Plus you get the nice black dress.

Hm, sounds like you'd be an excellent lawyer.

Wild claims are so much sexier than normal ones though

Without evidence those claims become "wild claims!"