Consider this user note a "for hire" sign.
[STRIKE]I wish I had a personal butt-rubber[/STRIKE] POSITION FILLED
Do you want me to rub your butt to make it better?
My tendons are tense at this new information.
Moreover, who told you my name is Citrus?
Who told you about that life goal!?
Ok but even if you like your knuckles getting snogged, you could go to prison for the fight, and you would be the sex slave of some 500 pound Nazi named Citrus
But I like getting my knuckles snogged I'm a masochist in the oddest of ways
No, because if you got in a fight you would run the risk of getting your knuckles snogged, and that would be a very unfortunate occurence.
Do you want me to form a gang and beat up the right people until it's legally Atticus? Coz I'd do it for you
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