LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I gotta have more cowbell!

Seriously, if you play the cowbell ... I can't guarantee your butt's safety any longer

I could just swoon you with acoustic guitar/cowbell if the oppurtunity arises.

Salsa music seems appropriate here *nods* If only your tractor had a CD player, the moods we could create.

Your username gives me a hot spicy boner. Preferably nacho cheese flavored.

It meant "I control the moon" in a fancy manner. What can I say, I made this user name when I was 14 and I've been using it ever since. Back then I was a different person. And gender.

Edit: Rantzien is surprisingly keen to what I do in my freetime.

A LunarWeaver is a small brown creature that lives underneath the earth and sings little soothing songs to children when they get lost in the forest.

I never questioned your username until now. Was that just random putting together of words? Or is it that you like the moon and weaving baskets, so you decided to put them together?

What the hell is a lunar weaver? How should I know?!

What the hell is knuckle snogging?

Damn straight you do

Or not straight. What?

Oh, whatever.