LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Enlighten me in the ways of the paper cut.

What would you like to hear about? The origin of paper cuts? Pull up a chair!

What? I don't want to hear about you holding sacks you dirty English slang word for cigarette.

I can't decide if those adjectives are compliments or not Or if you're desribing a cigarette or a hobo. I've always wanted to be a hobo because they come with rucksacks and the word rucksack is funny to me.

I'll quit you. You're like a cigarette. You're addicting, dirty, smelly, fire-y and yet I keep coming back for more.

This monkey sounds 2legit2quit. But I like quitters because I am one. Let's quit something together tomorrow.

Or, a hammer. So I can shout out HAMMER TIME! So it can start bashing things and poking eyeballs.

I'll allow it only if it comes with a tool. Like a wrench.

I want an evil moneky that pokes at people's eyeballs when they piss me off.

If only I had an army of winged monkeys, the joy I would have.