LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I heard you might be able to get an imagination off Ebay.

If only I had an imagination and could make such a list myself. Obviously, Bob Dole would be number 1.

LUNAR, your at the top of my 'List of People I must See Naked Before I Die'
^_^
Of course, I might change my mind if I see you clothed.

That's because your imagination limits you to stick figures, no?

Strangely, I always pictured Shiny without a shoulder.

Quin tells a true tale, pull up a chair and listen.

"OI LUNARWEAVER!" say I,
"What d'you want?" comes the reply.
"I like your jokes."
He says: "Holy smokes!"
And mysteriously gets dust in his eye...

I don't have a shoulder. There's just a neck and then an arm.

*Dismemberment is optional.

The volcano crater would indeed be better than Indiana, which does suck

Shiny give me your shoulder so I can cry on it.

Let's all move to the crater of a volcano.