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I Took the Red Pill
Both myself and my colleague LunarWeaver were pondering the conundrum of why there is no :yourmom: smiley. Explain plz.
My dad punched my mom in the nose and now she's just sleeping on the kitchen floor. Dad went up to the bathroom about three hours ago and I haven't heard from him since, but I guess he's really dirty and needs a long bath.
That's why.