LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

No pope outfit What the smurfs up with that.

"The Tux" is clearly the pinnacle of penis clothing.

I like the dickoration "The King" myself.

Best website ever.

Did you try looking here?

I didn't think they made literal outfits for your penis, but it seems I was wrong.

Thank you for making me laugh.

My penis needs a pope hat

And here I named mine "Bishop" like a failure =(

That's because penises are often called Popes.

With this information I can sleep once more!

But how do beehives make babies?

They use their magical Pope powers.