LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

So since you wanted a bedtime story I wrote you one in my usernotes.

It's one of the first usernotes on page 4. If you like it I can continue it another time.

They only show up in a jiffy when you're having fun, those silly police. Approximately 77% more jiff than normal.

Never do that, or else the authorities will be round in a jiffy.

I should name one of my birds Larry and throw a basketball at it.

I hope you bought a real bird and obtained closure at some point

I was very disappointed to find out that Larry Bird wasn't a bird. What a horrible birthday that was.

Larry Bird gives white boys everywhere hope to play in the NBA

I don't know how all these strangers know so much about me.

Larry Bird I had a teacher who used to look just like him. I pitied him.

Why yes, I believe he is. :3

You're a Xenosaga fan.