LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

True stories my friend, truuue stories.

I get inside your head and force your brainwaves into sexual acts with me

You both traumatize me and leave me wanting more. Pill is my mental rapist.

Yes, HOLY MOTHER OF EARL indeed.

Holy mother of earl =O My balls crawled into my body to escape that imagery.

Have you seen the cup test?

A pain women won't understand. Pfft they talk about "birth" like it's so bad...but they don't know. They don't know.

Hahaha you made me laugh you silly man.

Cold balls are the worst thing ever.

Goddamn winter... I hate winter I get cold way too easy and my balls freeze And I prefer to have the ability to reproduce and not use it.

Maybe I should have sex with one of my trees before it is too cold to do so when winter swings around