Those trees are proficient stranglers, no question.
Giving floss to kids is bad! they could strangle themselves! or worse, other people! Like trees!
Goddamn those toothbrush givers. Not as bad as the people who hand out floss though.
Oh hell yeah. But if any kids get toothbrushes trick-or-treating at the local dentist's house, they get a swift kick to the groin.
And here I thought only I had that goal in life But you're thinking too small We'll mug the whole mini-van full of kids not just one.
Ok, I've always wanted to punch a kid dressed up as a vampire in the face and steal his fun-sized Snickers bars
Rofl XD You tickle me in all the proper places Pill. Let's mug children on Halloween together.
IT SHOULD BE NOMINATED FOR A NOBEL PRIZE IMHO I AGREE
IT SHOULD BE NOMINATED FOR A NOBEL PRIZE IMHO
That essay about black people moved my very soul Pill