LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

If I was the king of England or something I would wear a Burger King crown. I would be a people's ruler . And not a Fascist like Benito Mussolini, Francisco Franco, and did I mention KYLE?

I keep burger king crowns stocked for just such an occassion as this.

I am 5'9". A king in these usernotes.

Oh, so we're talking about height now. Don't even get me started on my shortness.

Oh no, this means Kelly gets to be the man in our illegal relationship

Goddamn you're so tall! I'm paler than you are though I even look more like a druggie, and you're an actual druggie. Wait is that a win or a lose.

I don't know what I am. Last time I measured it was 4'11" but that was four years ago.

Seriously.

No no no. I'm TALLER than that. I guess I should've put it like this:

Originally Posted by Kyleisaweenie

I'M 5'5

Because *I* am 5'8"

Me > YOU!

EDIT:

And furthermore again, I STEP ON YOU.

I buy emo waffles because they cut themselves and bleed syrup and do the work for me!

Ugh I can't believe Kelly and I are the same height...and I'm 5 years older

I'm 5'5





ROFLWAFFLES COVERED IN LOLSYRUP

EDIT:

And further more, I STEPS ON JOO.

Give for me!