LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

If you add greenie to your sentence it's an auto-wit

Freakin' magic.

But I like saying witty things.

Anything?! Oops. *leaves again*

You don't have to be witty in here You can say whatever you want

I cant think of anything witty to say.

I go away for a little while and then I come back to find that you've been cheating on me. *leaves your user notes*

I like that my user notes promote drug use to a whole group of 15-year-olds My goals have been reached!

Family Guy taught me to lick every toad I see in case they carry crack ^_^

Kelly now look at the missed opportunity! Next time you be drunk off your ass goddamnit.

OMFG how could I forget about variables Once again Family Guy teaches me more than all my education put together.