Oh look a word game! Is it chum? Like "Rae's cousin should be more chummy to her and less mean"? See how I weaved them both into one subject? My own talent for weaving never ceases to surprise me.
One word Rhymes with bum and gum And it's not tum
It took me like 3 minutes to figure out what you meant Keith. Then I started suddenly laughing... and my cousin told me I was gay.
Incest is hawt That's odd, I wonder why Is it because you spill apple juice on your pants?
WE COULD GO FISHING AND PLAY CATCH [strike]AND HAVE FATHER SON SEX[/strike] AND GO HUNTING I have to go take a shower now. I'm always all sticky when I'm done talking to you for some reason.
But if you banged my mom you'd be my new dad, and then we could eat oreos together and swap advice.
Let's leave my mom out of this, and I'll leave this *points to crotch* out of your mom 8-)
Next time I visit your mom I'll give that plan a try *drum roll*
You could totally get away with feeling up girls. Just give them a smack on the ass then when they turn around to slap you on the face say "Hey hey calm down. I'm gay."
The gay card saves me yet again!