LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

www.LunarWeavesSomePorn.com

What website?

So you know, so I could...try and shut it down...or something

There's enough uncensored me on the internet already

We could put out an uncensored version on the internet.

This is a ratings bananza just waiting to happen

Only if you supply some of the footage from Neverland Ranch for VH1. That's the hook to draw in viewers.

"Neverland Ranch ruined his life...and we have the video to prove it. VH1 presents Kyle Lastname in an epic story of struggle and determination. Watch it Monday at 9 PM Eastern, after Bedtime Stories with Mr. T."

Mine was more along the lines of a Neverland Ranch documentary that ruined my career. I wonder if they will accept that

They only accept you if you had a mid-life crisis including you going broke because you sold your Lambourgini for crack or coke or heroin or something. Do you qualify?

I'm making a comeback. I demand a VH1 special

I'm glad I could (fakely) restore you to your former glory.