o.o I dont believe it. I have run out of smartassy and non-clever responses, leaving me with this explanitory crap that Lunar will probably kill and rape (in that order) and then leave to rot in a ditch anyway.
He might have to lie on the application about where he lives. I don't think they would accept "In a grave".
I hope we have Pedo/Necro/Masturbation/Suicidal/Zombie counseling where I live. If not, my state is not politically correct at all, and Bush can look forward to some pretty angry letters.
Can the dead have counseling?
Nah, counseling can fix that.
Damn I am one sick prick.
If you were a murder victim that would mean you were dead. So masturbating would be considered necrophilia for you. Ew, you masturbate.
I think red pill called me a murder victim.
That's unhealthy.