LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

beeyooteefull

oh listen ye to mine
secret shanty
about the mean lady
who once hurt me
she took me old boat and
she set her afloat
just because curt i was
with the ol' goat!

me soul onward it sails
my belly it ails
im so glum cause me tum
is full of snail
so full of snails
oh sweet young lass please
dont ye think me crass
just because smells i does
like a sea bass
like a sea bass

me puppy dog
he likes to play leapfrog
when we're done having fun
we drink eggnog
we be silly old clowns
who just goof around
me and he pals we be
i love that hound
how I love that hound

Brokeback Mountain + Authentic Piss = My User Notes

You know what isn't solid? YOUR LAUNDRY! Filled with authentic piss!

You know what else would hurt? That sex scene in Brokeback Mountain.

You already knew, and you never told me?

That hurts roto...it really does.

I already know.

If I get to use my ass as the drying machine. Wanna find out what washes it?

Twas beautiful Rae, and brought tears to my eyes. And also horny to my pants as well.

Acid, I would have 4, I counted.

Roto, there is no need my good friend, for I have plenty just waiting to be seen.

A death threat <3! This brings my total death threat count to new heights!

Die monkey prostitute!