LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

that free robot sex is getting tempting

People never take pictures of me when I look good, only when I look like that.

I drew a picture of Kyle a half cat half dog crack addicted whore!

While cruising www.dumblaws.com I have discovered I do many things illegal in the state of Indiana:

Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.

I stayed at a hotel without these requirements!

Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.

I swear about a thousand times a day.

A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.

Guilty

It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.

Guilty

One may not sniff glue.

Guilty

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.

Guilty

One man may not back into a parking spot because it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.

Guilty

Oral sex is illegal.

I'm in trouble

A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

They almost got me for this one, but that "her" in there saved me.

You can get out of paying for a dependent's medical care by praying for him/her

Not guilty of this one, but I'll definitely keep it in mind if I don't have to pay.

I openly expressed my disgust for my family early so that way by the time I was 20 they no longer expected me to show up.

Hmm, I don't know BUNNI. That is quite a dilemma on your plate. Have you tried yodeling?

Don't go! say you did

LUNAR, I'm booooored.
Very bored.
What'll I do?

Lets not and say we did.

Lunar.. I think I am having a mid-life crisis... even though im not anywehere near mid-life... IT COULD STILL HAPPEN.
Anyway, the reason I think I am having a mid-life crisis is cos......








(SPOILER)I HAVE TO GO TO A FAMILY REUNION TOMORROW, AND ALL OF MY FAMILY WILL BE THERE!

I noticed! Let's dance!

My usernotes are back!

That gay thread got closed before I could laugh at Kyono's hardu gay pictures NOOOOOO

In other news, it seems if robot sex is free it doesn't make it desirable. Researched and proven from this day forth.