It's jealousy.
I can't carry you, that's ridiculous. Maybe if you stopped eating so much...
I can't begin to tell you how many rules you just broke. Because of this I didn't read any of your message and I'm sticking to my story. This makes sense somehow in the deep dark recesses of my mind and you know it.
I clearly remember you being like "oh I thought it was gonna be this and that but it was okay " See, I have quotation marks, it must be true!
Where the Wild Things are was so much better than you let on, you big fat liar.
Just use a flamethrower gosh
I'll put your dreams in a cast.
I don't have any Sega points to raise you with.
Maybe if we squeeze ourselves together really hard...
Now I just need to come out of the closet and you need to become more popular and we can finally merge into a single being like we've always dreamed of.