LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Don't blame me for your constant thinking of my madre. I'm perfectly comfortable shifting this onto you.

I wish I could have you at a discount.

I've heard you get them cheaper if you're gay.

I could just make a new usergroup called Sexecutive and put myself in it.

Don't worry, Bill Murray!

Does that mean you don't like me anymore?

Kyle, I want you to show me on this doll where she touched you.

Losers like me. I'm a loser. There, now you've got me feeling bad and hating myself. I hope you're happy.

Speaking of sluts, you know in Bambi when Bambi, Stomper and Flower are walking together and all are picked up one by one, by females just standing along the way. I was like, what are they, hookers?

no sir! I was the designated driver unfortunately :[