LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

My potassium stick is

ENORMOUS

I do have a large banana, thank you for asking. It's full of potassium

My ego is your sun block, thank it before it kills you

A large banana, perhaps.

So were we. IT IS STILL BLOCKING OUR SCREEN.

I was wondering what that thing was

I'm a male?!

So are you. And you are male, so you will inevitably die of stress and testosterone before me. Prepare thyself.

Too late, you're already dying slowly of age right now. Sucker, you had no idea until I pointed it out.

Oh you will try. You will try.