I'm only friends with you in the hope that you will become a dealer in the near future.
Don't ever start selling drugs, dude... but if you do, call me.
You need to focus on what's important here.
I only feel guilty about that time I made holes in your straw with a needle.
Maybe that's why I think your face looks like a vagina sometimes.
Oh, so it's a spanking emote. Why didn't you tell me that from the start? I thought orange guy was trying to beat pink guy's head in all along.
Argh argh ARGH.
Pretty sure I take any reference to myself as an insult.
You're so gay I'm sure your opinion doesn't even matter.