LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Apple.

Speaking of, I just got a new pyjamas with a short-sleeved shirt and plaid extra loose pants.

Every birthday reminds me that you're older than me.

Indeed. Let us celebrate this day; the day when glitter takes over the world, leaving nothing and no one without a shimmering sparkle.

I accidentally the whole internet. Don't hit me.

You taste like glitter? I taste like glitter! Why aren't we friends?

Hey I don't even

Paternal Munishment.

I don't... that's just... I... oh man.

Why the hell not?

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