LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

400 is okay, then?

I might've agreed to that, except for the fact that I don't have any alcohol. xD

I'll run over my mum on your command. Maybe.

I'll never say the word again.

I've taken what I've seen of you in gifs and videos and extrapolated to assume that your life consists only of doing just those things, over and over again. You wake up, dance to Britney spears until noon, put on a hoodie, the hood of which you pull over your face a few hundred times. The rest of your day is spent biting bookmarks.

And biting bookmarks.

My appeal lies in my retroreflective ankle strap.

This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.

They are sexy as hell then.

it was commented out apparently and im stupid awesomeeeeeee