LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

If you don't mind, I will rub confetti on you and applaud by clapping my hands on your face. Congratulations, congrats, AND gratz to you, my good sir!! I can barely contain my excitement for your Information Inputter position. Get some business cards! More things that sound like sarcasm but are only a little bit sarcasm and mostly genuine!

I only came out last year so it's still pretty new I guess. I only came out to my friends and of course it went smoothly with them, but my parents don't trout yet! :P After India I suppose.

And I do get it! Now I can come back home and tell everyone how negative energies they have and stop eating cows because they're pooping everywhere and it makes them sacred and it's bad karma and trout! I'm coltured as smurf, yo.

Moved out of the house to live for year on my own, came out of the closet and now I'm traveling in India for six months for relaxation. So I'll say that I'm smurfin' life.

I'm happy to read you moved! You always said you wish to move out of Indiana (am I right? That was the place right?). Where are you living now? And congratz on the boyfriend!

You're a filthy shoe, just so you know. And if you can't understand, that's me trying to be funny. But seriously we haven't talked in ages! Sup?

Have you had your interview yet? Good retroactive luck or whatever. I can't even deal with your potty mouth!

More like a lip slip. What are you up to these days? Working?

I like saying like, so like, it all works out.

I secretly want to be Shoshanna, though. She's kind of my hero.

When people say there's no I in team I just tell them there's no U either. Heh. Letters.

You picked the right time to go to Miami, now that Dexter isn't there anymore. That's the way I relate to the world, through TV shows. Deal with it, United States of Marshall.

Oh, I'm a nerd through and through. But that's what the girls are into these days.

I may not know where Key Largo is without cheating but I can make a pretty educated guess, based on the Key part and the boyfriend part. Yes, I remember where your boyfriend lives. And I can put two and two together. It makes at least three.