LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I would so post in his newbie thread.

you like bagels, yes?

Oh, I know that feeling. Then you sit down and you're like, "Whew, it feels nice do have done something useful! Now, I wonder what has happened at EoFF while I was gone?"

Heheheh xD Well, if it's any good be sure to let me read some of it :P

You underestimate how much my jaw compresses itself when a picture is taken...

I don't have the jaw to pull off that intimidating pose, though.

I thought you'd never ask me to. Here we go, I'm scratching until my fingers bleed.

Well, it's a good reminder that everything you see on a computer is fake. Documents? Fake. Music? Fake music. Friends? Yeah, they're fake too.

AWESOME you can have the babies and I'll go to work and come home and be like "Woman where's my sammich make me some dinner and sex now plz" and then you'll be like "Why do you have to work so much? We never spend time with each other anymore! ;_;" And I'll be like "SOMEONE has to put food on the table."And you'll be like "Our children hardly know your face!" And then we'll yell at each other really loudly and throw pots and pans and make the neighbors concerned, but later we'll have hot makeup sex. /ok

Haha! I have sexual experience with guys, but I never actually dated one before..