The only comic superheroes I read about as a kid was The Phantom and Paperinik.
Wait, is Skeletor even in the X-men universe?
I can see it now. I threaten Skeletor to eat him. Skeletor says it'll make me fat! That's when I say, "we'll see about that" and put on sunglasses and a bib.
I know I couldn't help it when I was younger! I've always had a big appetite, but I was still thin because I never got up to move my arse, I suppose. Or I used it all to grow in height instead.
Yeah, I used to get that all the time. I'm not as skinny as I used to be, so not so much anymore. On some level it's probably because skinniness is more "appropriate" than fatness, so people think it's okay to go on about it more freely. But yeah, it's still disrespectful, especially if you can't really help being skinny.
I knew I could rely on your fighting skills in tough times like these.
OMFG IT IS ABOVE YOU!
Lies, trying to sweeten me to your evilness. :P OMFG LOOK OVER THERE!
What about humans? We're technically animals. :P
Betty White <3
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