It's like Russian roulette, except we're both sure to die if I pull the trigger! I'm so excited!
Oh, not to worry, I haven't finished it either. I'm holding one gun to your head and one to mine. How romantic is that???
Did you play Paul's BAoTW game yet?
I had something I was going to say to you but then I didn't and now I've forgotten it. I trust you're happier knowing this.
I've got some poison for you right here... It's arsenic.
Well on the plus side "poison" almost sounds like Boyzone.
I don't know you. I feel you. Bro.
And you go "wtf? stfu imho! idk my bff bill iyam." Oh yes, you do.
You're not Christ's mum? But... I always thought you the Mary Magdalene type!
I was looking at smurf buddies for me and you. Did you have other plans?