Well, now you have to tell me if you enjoyed it! I, uh... Well, what I did tonight is pretty much the regular sort of thing that happens when I'm visiting my parents... and it would sound entirely bizarre to you if I told you, so I won't.
No gays in heaven, Kyle.
Just once when I come visit you, I hope to hear you tell me "Great shot, partner!". I'm putting it on my 100 things to do before I die list.
Sometimes I feel like you owe me a webcam show, or $300.
Are you still moving to Florida?
Did the term "greased lightning" just grow, just then?
The weather raped me when I was a kid.
It's scrumpleberry. Sweet dreams.
I know someone else who'd like to cover you up in goo and jab you with a huge needle.
The least you could do is to blink between that sprite and one where you hold a sword out so it at least looks like you're doing something, albeit a stupid-looking attack.
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