LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

My phone is a beast. Nokia E90. I freaking love it.

smurfing iPhones. I would to poke every owner in the face until they die.

Having said that, the new version is a very nice device. Why the original didn't have a copy/paste function is beyond me, though.

Violence towards each other, or to random strangers? I haven't kicked a baby in a while. Just....just throwin' it out there.

A man without pimp skills gotta know how to pay the pimp bills.

I just made that up. Do you think I can sell it to the rapper community?

A threesome is the only way to satisfy all our needs. So long as I don't know that there is a threesome in progress.










.....I have absolutely no idea how that would work.

Share my penis or share Breine? Cos I'm happy doing only one of those things.

From now on I think I will.

I was in Durham Cathedral when they were doing...something. Probably holy in some way. Anyway, the guy had a big old sword over his shoulder. I walked passed and said "You could have someone's eye out with that. :breine:" and we all had a good laugh.

Ye olde English sword cane, baby!

Only the ones with Winnie the Pooh on. Run out of those and I'm gone.