You're right. That is better than the real guy.
Hah! No worries. Things happen. Google him. He is a legend.
Oh, I know. I've always known what's in there...
Splitting. Also like a model's hair! What a versatile simile. Lame. I always have a knife on me when I go camping because I'm secretly Ray Mears. I'm not even freaking kidding.
Well, my mum lives in France so it's OK haha. I love them both and all, it's just the hypocrisy that oozes out of them both is quite incredible. I'm good at understanding people and can easily put myself into other people's shoes even if I have never experienced the situation first hand. It's just something I can do. And I can clearly see what's wrong and how to fix it. What a pile of wank that it's not something I can fix haha. OMG YES. Well, I'm the Blair Witch, and I promise not to murder anyone.
Heh. Eurgh, I'm genuinely getting tired of my parents. They have exceptional flaws, one of which being that they aren't even aware of them. The things they dislike about each other are traits shared by both parties, and they're also completely unaware of that too. It's ridiculous. On the plus side, it's turned me into quite a fantastic person.
You're a bad man.
Gotta know where to look.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Which song?