LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

You, sir, are a genius. My next Summer marathon will be the Tudors.

I'm sorry, master.

*licks*

So... do you really taste like glitter..? o.o

Delicious!

Prove it to me that you taste like glitter.

I dunno. I'm just weird like that.

What can I say? There is nothing in this universe that I cannot fix. Even if I don't even look at it.

I don't use i anything. Sorry. Superman would probably help you, but he's benchpressing elephants at the circus right now.

Well, a potential hug is better than nothing.

I'll swear to Anthony Hopkins, but no more.