LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Did you know Paul was so muscular, though? Did anyone know?

I didn't read what you said but I imagine the guys in that picture to be DK and Psychotic. Paul's smile is so precious.

I'm just thinking of your precious palms, man! You'll need them intact so we can hold hands when you get here.

Sell your body and use the money to buy a rowing boat and a bald Polish dude who can row you here.

I'll put on a dress and tiara if that's what you want.

I'll be British when you teach me how to make tea and scones worthy of the queen.

I can count the number of EoFFers that have heard my voice on one hand.

Sometimes I wish you were ginger like him.

A child called "it" would punch you in the face for saying that.