LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Hey, I did better than everyone else. >:O

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Don't be silly, your kryptonite is Cubans. *hopes*

I think it's a plaid pattern, myself.

Why can't you be Elisha Cuthbert so I can bonk you properly?

I read your mum upside down last night.

That kid in the picture has a ginger eye, it seems.

I want ginger eyebrows.

You're probably one of those gay men that feel on womens' fake breasts to see what they feel like, and then it's later revealed that you're actually a straight perverted guy.

What the smurf is this some sort of faggot console for faggots go back to your GayStation Pee, GayStation boy!

(nicely done, sir)