You should publish it in secret.
I thought you said you'd finished it already then and like deleted it or something. My memory needs a kick every now and then, so it learns not to make these things up.
Saruman's etymology: A discussion of wordiness and whatnot The name Saruman is not connected to the pig Sarimner of Norse mythology. Saruman is Rohan language for 'the one of cunning devices'. Wikipedia says so. By Pontus Pontuson You didn't say it had to be a long essay.
Hmm, I wonder if Saruman was named after Sarimner. Tolkien did have his ass up in Scandinavian mythology.
Sarimner
But I have a mild case of heterosexuality. We have an entirely different bacterial flora! Also we don't get AIDS.
I'll pee in your lemonade when you aren't looking.
You think you're all that now, huh? If you stumbled in a mudpuddle I wouldn't help you up.
You don't see what I'm trying to do here.