LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

It's almost like he has three, with two small ones above and a big one below.

I don't know what you're expecting, I'm not a black man.

Your obscure hipster references are lost on me. Maybe just Johnson?

I would never name it something stupid and boring like e-book.

It's called John.

Only books I hear about have prefixes, like e-books and macbooks and whatnot.

I keep it saved up for when I finally tell that book I've been planning to wr- hahahahahahahaha

Effect: His parents were driven to insanity by his awful piano skills and spent the rest of their days in an asylum. Even his cat grew to hate him and in an attempt to get him to stop, closed the piano lid on his fingers, cutting them off. Orphaned and crippled, Tony was never able to live a good life.

Aw they're such a cute couple. Don't spoil~

Does that include Misfits?