LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I freaking knew you'd be like a doctorate in colour theory, you faggot.

If you should receive an invitation of the purple kind, don't miss out. That is your fortune cookie fortune for today and maybe tomorrow.

Oh I pumped him full of handgun bullets every now and then too, but only because you seemed to be doing it and I didn't want to feel left out. Also, ha ha ha, playing with randoms. You're a braver man than I. I'd take AI Sheva over randoms any day...!

I suppose me going the wrong way in the statue temple wasn't to your liking either. I'm sorry I thought it was purple not orange next please don't hate me! :laugh:

I'm not very creative so I'd probably put a poisonous frog in your mouth while you sleep and dump you in the Atlantic.

I've been thinking of getting rid of you so I can have him for myself. He's such a hunk

Hey who doesn't like eggs?

Hahaha yeah I did that a couple of times although it was often blind luck. Still hella cool though

Speakin' of, drive-by shots with the bow from the boat make me feel alive once more Yeah I was just playing around with it that time as I'd never used electric or nitro rounds but it was pretty cool to freeze some chucklesmurfs.

Real men care about achievements. There's an achievement for holding all four eggs, you see, and golden is the only one I need, so.

I have infinite ammo on my pistol so it's all good (in tha hood)

You know, I actually have the achievement for that! You know when Josh is being a whiny little so and so and you have to protect him while an elevator comes? Well, as soon as it arrived, a fat man ran into the elevator too, and somehow I beat the out of him with my brother to get the achievement. Totally wasn't planned at all, just spontaneous. But I can help you with yours, I don't mind.

Also, do you have a golden egg?

Yes. We can also see through time.

Well hot diggidy damn now I have to load up with my PRO COOL GUY magnum.

All I wanted was a nice shiny emblem. Also I like that Sheva was too smurfing short to hit the emblem in the dumpster, so Chris had to come over and shoot it. :laugh:

On the subject of, you're a crazy man for running onto the next section while I hadn't cleared them out of the first :laugh:

You can kill Wesker then? Well, not kill, but make him cry? Hot damn.

Believe you me, I laughed pretty smurfing hard at that myself.