LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

So I bought a set of cheap ass screwdrivers, screwed apart the controller and gave each piece the evil eye. Then I put it back together and it worked.

You... you NOSEGAY.

Well what can you really say about a man who sells leg containers.

Again? he enquired. I'm gettin' the big Evil tomozzz hope4lly!

This is the worst idea you've had since you were 22.

Is he a genuine ninja or some sort of fake ninja?

Lawl, he's a funny guy. You should watch our bf though, he might cheat on us now that Ceej is back in the game.

I remember it vaguely. I was wearing the same clothes I'm wearing now when I read it!

The way I see it, you win with every message you make.

This is the most sensible conversation I've had in a week.